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PostSubject: Joke Thread   Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:18 am

I thought it might be nice to start a joke thread. The only rules here are that the joke MUST be clean, and it must not be offensive to anyone. If any of these are broken, I'll delete them and close the thread.

Have fun!!! ROFL

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“A blind man walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around over his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' The blind man says,"No thanks, we're just looking.”

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread   Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:50 pm

This is an old joke but funny when told by a cat!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XWeCMO6Wfw

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread   Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:01 pm

Ann wrote:
This is an old joke but funny when told by a cat!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XWeCMO6Wfw

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread   Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:48 pm

A guy is driving around Oklahoma and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."

"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a damn liar. He never did any of that stuff."

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread   Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:16 am

Is that a stupid dog owner joke? hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread   Mon Sep 05, 2011 9:10 am

Ann wrote:
Is that a stupid dog owner joke? hahahaha

Yep, but I still like it!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread   Mon Sep 05, 2011 9:20 am

A burglar is stalking around the home office of the house he's just broken into. He jumps with fright when he suddenly hears a voice behind him saying "Beware, Jesus watches you"

He spins around, swings the beam of his flashlight in the direction that the voice came from, and sees a very large parrot sitting on his perch. The bird repeats "Beware, Jesus watches you"

The burglar walks up to the cage and asks "And what may your name be?"
The parrot answers "Coco"?

The burglar snickers and says, "I've always found Coco to be a very stupid name for a parrot."

The parrot answers, "Maybe so, but its not half as silly as "Jesus" is for a Doberman Pincher"

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